Sunday, December 24, 2006










Christmas Cheer:

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic

What do you get when you cross a shark and snow?
Sharkbite

Where do you find reindeer?
Where you left them.

What do reindeer have that nothing else has?
Baby reindeer.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?
He had low elf-esteem.

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1 Comments:

At 12:39 PM, Blogger e-Mom said...

ROFL... these are really cute! "Claustrophobic" is quoteable. (Love your little Christmas elf reading the Bible... forgot to mention that in my other comment.) Happy New Year Laurie!

 

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