A few days ago Dad and Billy were down at G'ma Opal's
house fixing her toilet. She was hanging around, probably
giving advise...because she will be cold in the ground
before she stops giving advise and opinions on things.

After they finished, she asked how much she owed them,
as if they would charge the 97 year old matriarch of the
family for an odd job like that.

She answered her own question with this, "Well, just
charge it to the ground and let the rain settle it."

Where does she come up with all her sayings?

Ah, the beauty of good old Ozarkian stock.