You know it's too cold in Mayberry when:

1. There are only 13 days left in bow season.
2. Your 18 year old son said sadly just the other
day, "Mom, do you realize I've not had my knife
in a deer this whole hunting season?"
3. Your 18 year old son lives for Christ, but loves
to hunt.
4. Your 18 year old son comes creeping into your
bedroom around 5 am and says, "I decided to just
go back to bed, so don't worry about thinking I
missed the alarm...it's just too cold."